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Today, I went to a plastic surgeon's office with a friend. The doctor walked in and before he could look at the consult papers, he started explaining the lipo suction procedure to me. I had to interrupt him and tell him that I was only there for support for my friend's nose job. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33173) - you deserved it (3776)

On 02/17/2009 at 4:53pm - health - by tigerfiend (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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