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Today, I had an appointment with a psychotherapist. I was feeling very depressed and was telling her how I felt no one cared about me. Her phone rang and she left me mid-sentence to take a call about her new BMW. FML


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On 11/04/2009 at 12:10am - health - by troubled (man) - United States (California)

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One of my friends has a T-Shirt proclaiming that they take the 'the' out of psychotherapist.

#1 - On 11/04/2009 at 6:13am by SaintJimmy

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Totally out of line. Her phone should be off during a session. I'd let her know that you would appreciate her full attention during sessions, as you're paying a lot of money for it.

#10 - On 11/04/2009 at 7:40am by Mr_Eated

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