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Today, I had an appointment with a psychotherapist. I was feeling very depressed and was telling her how I felt no one cared about me. Her phone rang and she left me mid-sentence to take a call about her new BMW. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25406) - you deserved it (2868)

On 11/04/2009 at 12:10am - health - by troubled (man) - United States (California)

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One of my friends has a T-Shirt proclaiming that they take the 'the' out of psychotherapist.

#1 - On 11/04/2009 at 6:13am by SaintJimmy

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Shiny new BMW tops whiney self obsessed person every time.

Though I do hope you made sure he didn't charge you for the session at least.

#2 - On 11/04/2009 at 6:18am by Jimboom

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