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Today, I cut my finger open with a spoon. After waiting for 4 hours in the emergency room, the doctor told me I was missing too much flesh to qualify for stitches. He then called 2 other doctors in to examine it. Apparently they had a contest for patient with most ridiculous injury. I won. FML


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On 10/28/2009 at 4:03am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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Wow... that takes skill, my friend. That, or you've got some dangerous fucking spoons in your kitchen. At least you discovered that before it got to your mouth, right?

#2 - On 10/28/2009 at 11:07am by Tequilamockngbrd

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Seriously... A spoon?

#1 - On 10/28/2009 at 11:06am by laughing_zebra

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