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Today, I sliced a deep gash into my thumb while carving up bagels. After putting a plaster on, I returned to my room to relax, where I lit a candle. The flame from my new lighter shot up, and set fire to the plaster on my thumb. Now I have a cut AND several burns. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27337) - you deserved it (7123)

On 10/27/2009 at 2:46pm - health - by opposableouch (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

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Be sure not to suffocate yourself with your pillows tonight...And in the morning(if you make it to the morning that is..)Make sure that when you shower,you don't drown...I'm not sure how,but I wouldn't put it past you...Posting an FML because you burnt your hand and got a cut...You should try working construction,you'd be on here everyday crying,if you hadn't quit after you got a boo-boo that is...

#25 - On 10/27/2009 at 7:49pm by The_Advice_Guy

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Bad luck I'd say

#1 - On 10/27/2009 at 6:08pm by Sun_Kissed18

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