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Today, I sliced a deep gash into my thumb while carving up bagels. After putting a plaster on, I returned to my room to relax, where I lit a candle. The flame from my new lighter shot up, and set fire to the plaster on my thumb. Now I have a cut AND several burns. FML


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On 10/27/2009 at 2:46pm - health - by opposableouch (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

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Bad luck I'd say

#1 - On 10/27/2009 at 6:08pm by Sun_Kissed18

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Ouch D: hope it gets better soon!

#2 - On 10/27/2009 at 6:10pm by drummer_dude

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