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Today, I told my sister that I thought I was pregnant, and that she was the only person I had called. Immediately after I hung up the phone I got a text saying, "OMG my sister thinks she's pregnant!" FML

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We can laugh about it now because it turns out I wasn't pregnant. But now I know I can't trust her with information like that (unfortunately).

#72 - On 11/07/2009 at 11:40am by Misc248

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LOL OWNED! Really, you should know your sister well enough to predict she'll do something like that.

#1 - On 10/19/2009 at 2:41pm by myballs

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