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Today, I told my sister that I thought I was pregnant, and that she was the only person I had called. Immediately after I hung up the phone I got a text saying, "OMG my sister thinks she's pregnant!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28199) - you deserved it (3801)

On 10/19/2009 at 12:47pm - health - by Misc248 (woman) - United States (Florida)

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LOL OWNED! Really, you should know your sister well enough to predict she'll do something like that.

#1 - On 10/19/2009 at 2:41pm by myballs

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FALCON PUNCH!

On another note, what's this FML supposed to be about? The fact that she's pregnant or the fact that her sister felt the need to send a mass text about said pregnancy?

#3 - On 10/19/2009 at 2:41pm by Phazzer

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