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Today, I got diagnosed with a condition that expresses itself in the form of violent diarrhea whenever I get nervous. Now I am constantly nervous about getting nervous about anything. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35320) - you deserved it (1730)

On 10/18/2009 at 9:36am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Sweden (Norrbottens Lan)

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Look at the upside... you could be a superhero, like the incredible hulk. Except instead of turning big and muscular when you get angry, you shoot toxic shit out your ass when you get nervous.

Start writing your comic book adventures and get rich.

In the meantime, avoid job interviews and public speaking.

#4 - On 10/18/2009 at 1:54pm by FerrariCake

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That's one very unfortunate condition.

Virtual hugs for you :( Very FML.

#2 - On 10/18/2009 at 1:52pm by Faithful_Jewel

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