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Today, while on the crapper, I learned that morphine has a nasty side-effect. It appears that it can cause a massive rock-hard piece of dung the size of a bus to form in your intestines. I went to the doctor, he handed me a glove and some laxatives and said "Have fun!" FML

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On 10/15/2009 at 9:59pm - health - by Rob - Sent from mobile version

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Makes me wonder what morphine-addicts have up their bum.
Though I'm trying not to think of it.

#6 - On 10/16/2009 at 3:36am by Witchcraft

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If my doctor suggested I could have fun with gloves and laxatives, I would find a different doctor.

#12 - On 10/16/2009 at 4:19am by FerrariCake

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