Today, while on the crapper, I learned that morphine has a nasty side-effect. It appears that it can cause a massive rock-hard piece of dung the size of a bus to form in your intestines. I went to the doctor, he handed me a glove and some laxatives and said "Have fun!" FML

by Rob / 10/15/2009 at 9:59pm / Health

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  • Makes me wonder what morphine-addicts have up their bum.
    Though I'm trying not to think of it.

    #6 - On 10/16/2009 at 3:36am by Witchcraft

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  • If my doctor suggested I could have fun with gloves and laxatives, I would find a different doctor.

    #12 - On 10/16/2009 at 4:19am by FerrariCake

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