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Today, I woke up in the hallway. I took a sleeping pill the night before to get a good sleep in for work, but it turns out it was too strong. I got dizzy and passed out on my way to my bed, fell in the hall and chipped my two front teeth, and slept there - straight through work the next day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27503) - you deserved it (6586)

On 10/09/2009 at 8:29am - health - by StillDrowsy (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Well now you know what you want for Christmas.

#1 - On 10/09/2009 at 2:23pm by DoomJeff91

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How? Did you take like 6 of them?

#2 - On 10/09/2009 at 2:24pm by oopsiess

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