Today, I was walking to my friends Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML
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On 10/03/2009 at 11:34am - health - by Pwnedofthedead (man) - Canada (Ontario)
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ydi for dressing like a zombie. Next time be more creative.
Wait its 28 days till halloween, and your dressed as a zombie. So is this a 28 days later themed party?
Halloween THEMED Birthday Party.
Jeez, Lrn2Read.
Just because Halloween is 28 days away, doesn't mean people can't base it as a theme for a party.
#65 - On 10/03/2009 at 10:34pm by pseudonymxsam
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Get up and stop bitching? YDI for not being sensitive to zombies. How would you like it if i dressed up as you for Halloween.
#69 - On 10/04/2009 at 1:28am by sux_2_b_you
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Ummmmm... A Halloween themed party would just be a costume party, so please call it that.
#73 - On 10/04/2009 at 3:11am by randomdude1234
#19 - Yes, because people who have unoriginal costumes deserved to be attacked by coke addicts. That makes sense.
/sarcasm
#73 - The theme could be standard halloween stuff (mummies, frankenstien's monster, non-sparkly vampires, etc). In a costume party, you can just go as whatever.
#93 - Non-sparkly vampires XD Made me lawl. I think I love you.
#102 - On 11/22/2009 at 12:28am by KristinSpencer
did you not read the whole thing?? it said halloween themed birthday party. zombie's are good costume's as long as you dont let them look fake! :D
rofl. Your non-sparkly vampires made my day (especially after all the girls at my school are squealing about new moon
No, actually there is a such thing as a costume party that has nothing to do with Halloween.
Get over it.
Not necessarily. A Halloween themed party would be decorated accordingly. A costume party is just that... a party where you dress up with no particular theme attached.
#128 - On 12/02/2009 at 6:48am by celticwoman04
I see you have read "The Zombie Survival Guide" by Max Brooks!
A smart move my fellow, well-prepared comrad!
#99 - On 11/21/2009 at 11:02pm by DunHassleDuhHoff
Just bought 'Zombies for Zombies: Advice and Etiquette for the Living Dead' by David P Murphy.
So far it's tasty and delicious. +++ Nicee illustration, Eddy. Love the lining choices :]
Apparently, the word apparently has proceeded to be the new proceeded.
#4 - On 10/03/2009 at 2:08pm by too_much_fun
ZOMBIEZZZZ! OH NOES! Get your crowbars everyone!
Haha Im just kidding. Im sorry, but that'd be pretty funny to see. But FYL though.
#5 - On 10/03/2009 at 2:09pm by Monie_Madness
send him to the hospital. when he tells the doctors that a zombie attacked him, they'll lock him up.
yeah, he should be locked up, the zombie didnt halm him, it was just minding its own buisness.
Some people
#95 - On 11/21/2009 at 2:34pm by polico_wolf
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Who the hell has a Halloween themed bithday party 28 days before Halloween, you deserve it for having retarded friends and neighbours.
This probably happened last year, and the OP probably just learned about this site. And if you think every FML happens on the day it shows up, then you're an idiot.
Scratch that: I'm an idiot. Read the entire FML before ranting. Stupid is I.
So what if they had a halloween themed birthday party 28 days before halloween? What the fuck is seriously so wrong with that? My birthday is December 8, if I wanted to have a christmas themed birthday party would that would weird? There's nothing unusual about having themed birthday parties like this.
hey my birthday is december 21...aka the day the world's gonna end xD
#113 - On 11/22/2009 at 2:13pm by cheergurlxx2
haha nice, but is it gonna be like your 16 birthday in 12? cause if it is that sucks
#114 - On 11/22/2009 at 2:20pm by PATastrophy102
I think its great coke addicts tackling guys dressed like zombies
#14 - On 10/03/2009 at 2:24pm by Goob_the_dude
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I know this is against the rules but this is completely fake. 1 its almost a month before halloween. 2 I've known a couple of coke addicts and while they might be a bit messed up in the head, same as a say a hardcore alcoholic it doesn't make you demented, maybe if it was lsd or something. 3 If he really thought you were a zombie, why would he tackle you? That's a quick way to get bit.
Yeah, if it were me i would've thrown something at least. But i can understand having a Halloween party though as long as its in October, especially if the person will miss Halloween for some reason. And as for the cocaine addict, maybe he mixes it up with some other stuff? All in all, I laughed.
#16, we may be 28 days away from halloween, but it doesn't mean people can't have halloween (themed) parties. and... coke addicts aren't in their right minds, especially if it's an older person. seeing someone dressed as a zombie can be frightening and it's very possible that all of this happened.
if he tackled you hard enough and you hit your face on the ground you could walk into the party with actual blood, you should thank him for making your costume look that much more legit, you have to really play the role, no half assing it unless your a bi*ch, and im assuming your not because you did dress up like a zombie, i mean come on thats awesome
#17 - On 10/03/2009 at 2:35pm by ananamoose
Show him the blood where you scraped yourself on the pavement. That'll disillusion him. :]
#22 - On 10/03/2009 at 2:47pm by Witchcraft
Really? He tackled you. Someone with the capability to (correctly) assume zombies are real (even just when high) didnt even do the basic level of research necessary to tell him that...oh I dont know....getting in bite radius is a BAD FUCKING IDEA!?
He just doesn't like you and wanted an excuse.
#24 - On 10/03/2009 at 2:55pm by Brooklynxman
I'm gonna be a zombie for halloween! Any tips for my costume?
#27 - On 10/03/2009 at 3:10pm by iFruit
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whos the coke head the neighbor or or the lame ass going to a halloween party 28 days early? lame
shoot, if it's not halloween, and I see a zombie around, I would have run it over. You're lucky.
#36 - On 10/03/2009 at 3:56pm by collegeshmollege
I laugh at you in a Northerly direction since I'm way South in Houston, TX. Stupid coked out Canknuckleheads!
LOL, that's hilarious.
Maybe he thought you wandered off the set of Thriller twenty-seven years ago and got lost! =D
#40 - On 10/03/2009 at 4:25pm by CrazyOldSoldier
Why does everyone on FML assume that every single drug has the same effects, and that those effects are dissociation with reality? They don't. Coke is a stimulant. It makes you energetic and talkative and euphoric. It doesn't make you think halloween costumes are real.
#43 - On 10/03/2009 at 5:16pm by wienerwagon
I only clicked to view the comments and read thru every one cause I thought id see a bunch of COD5 jokes...there arent enough gamers/nerds in the world :-(
#57 - On 10/03/2009 at 7:48pm by greenltrn2003
Your neighbor probably thought you were a crackhead and he was trying to rob you.
#48 - On 10/03/2009 at 5:25pm by FerrariCake
means your costume is awesome.. take it as a compliment, by the way: what's with a halloween party now?
It's a Halloween-themed birthday party, not a Halloween party. I had the same reaction and had to double take. :)
#56 - On 10/03/2009 at 7:26pm by CosmicPossum
Hey, if you you were all coked up and saw a fucking zombie on you street, wouldnt you takle him too? That shit does crazy stuff to you man.
#63 - On 10/03/2009 at 10:23pm by mustbetheganja
he didnt hallucinate that the guy was a zombie tho did he, he assumed that the guy, who was actually dressed as a zombie, was a real zombie.
Lol u should have started groaning and said "brains i want brains" lol
#76 - On 10/04/2009 at 4:25am by Lightz_Camera_Me
ew go take a shower
you dont want any of that nastiness that cokewhore has on him ewww
#80 - On 10/04/2009 at 8:19pm by butterflycrush4
I hope you tackled him yelling "DRUGGIE!!!!!" after wards on purpose.
#84 - On 10/07/2009 at 5:11pm by Ohnothingreally
In Seattle recently a group of kids dressed like zombies got shot and killed by someone who thought they were real :(
#85 - On 10/08/2009 at 2:51am by veronique19
Dude, I probably would've done it too, fuck an apocalypse man. I mean I'd be fine because I pay l4d and read Max Brooks but I just don't wanna lose the Internet.
wow, that neighbor is a moron for at least 3 reasons:
1) being a coke addict.
2) thinking zombies exist.
3) thinking hand-to-hand combat with a zombie is a winning tactic.
have you even read it? it happens to be an amazing book even thought the actors and directors don't portray the characters correctly. (excluding Taylor Lautner and the wolf pack)
If you're talking about the Twilight books, you are mistaken. They're trash. Poorly written, sad excuses for books. And yes, I have read them. Every single one.
However, I respect your right to read and support whatever you choose.
#109 - On 11/22/2009 at 5:06am by Teecuppit3a
Agreed, has he not seen that in all zombie movies, once must grab a shotgun and blow the fuckers away?
i love the little girls hairstyle
btw fml. you shouldve been like WTF?!
and then call the police xD
#94 - On 11/21/2009 at 2:29pm by cheergurlxx2
Haha.
Methinks he's been playing a little too much Left 4 Dead.
Or...not enough....because if he actually knew anything about zombies, he'd know that getting within reach of their teeth is a VERY BAD IDEA.
You should have bitten him. xD
#98 - On 11/21/2009 at 8:49pm by myfriend_youfail
Oh man, ouch. D: Sucks to be you.
Well, we know who's gonna survive that zombie apocalypse. Take no chances, bitches.
And Garland, TX really *is* that shitty.
In the first frame, the zombie looks like ginger Smeagol
#117 - On 11/22/2009 at 8:10pm by allmidnighteyes
all you people who seem to think it's impossible to have a halloween THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY are morons.
consider this: my birthday is at the beginning of october. i would like to have a birthday party AND a halloween party but can only have one. i decide to have a COMBINATION of the two, and it just so happens the day when having the party was most possible was a the beginning of the month.
so its a few weeks before halloween. WHOOP DE DO. don't we start getting in the spirit early for most holidays? (think 25 days of christmas)
get your heads outta your butts and quit being jealous nobody invites you anywhere
