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Today, I received a box in the mail from my mom which I assumed was a care package. It was a scale to encourage me to lose weight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31256) - you deserved it (5363)

On 02/16/2009 at 7:26pm - health - by Loot (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Sounds like you've already had enough care packages, dear.

#24 - On 03/08/2009 at 9:25pm by Sgt_Schadenfreud

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Free stuff from mom, why are you complaining? Motive is irrelevant. Free stuff.

#8 - On 02/17/2009 at 4:09am by Seegtease

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