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Today, my boyfriend found out that he has kidney failure. He was feeling sick for a few weeks and I had told him to drink lots of fluids and eat vegetables. Apparently that is really bad for kidney patients. I was killing him with water and spinach salads. FML

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it not your fault, in normal circumstances, that's a good thing

#5 - On 09/27/2009 at 5:09pm by rhythmbandit

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You must feel like shit. FYL. But it's not your fault.

#4 - On 09/27/2009 at 5:08pm by Incubuss

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