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Today, my boyfriend found out that he has kidney failure. He was feeling sick for a few weeks and I had told him to drink lots of fluids and eat vegetables. Apparently that is really bad for kidney patients. I was killing him with water and spinach salads. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33163) - you deserved it (7413)

On 09/27/2009 at 2:33pm - health - by Raven3434 - United States (Washington)

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it not your fault, in normal circumstances, that's a good thing

#5 - On 09/27/2009 at 5:09pm by rhythmbandit

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It's important to remember, OP is not a doctor and probably can't identify kidney failure, which is relatively rare, and went with a common solution of increasing vitamins and increased fluids which can help a person's general health. Drinking lots of fluids is helpful for most injuries and sicknesses, in fact it can help prevent the problem; though its bad to go overboard with anything.

#22 - On 09/27/2009 at 5:49pm by somefacts

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