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Today, I was playing Ultimate Frisbee and trying to make new friends since I'm new at my college. I was running after an overthrown frisbee for a touchdown. Everyone cheered me on to keep going. I ran full speed into a fence. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23915) - you deserved it (6608)

On 08/24/2009 at 10:22am - health - by AvengdSevenfold (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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Why is this an FML all the cute girls will come over to see if your ok

#2 - On 08/24/2009 at 5:44pm by libbyson

See in context

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Ultimate is an intense sport. People who say its not should get up and try it. And America wonders why it is the most obese country.

#54 - On 08/24/2009 at 11:32pm by Romans138

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