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Today, I was on the elevator going up to a meeting, and the elevator was getting more and more crowded as we went up. After about ten people got on, they all agreed that I should get off the elevator because they thought me being on was exceeding the weight limit. FML

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On 08/21/2009 at 5:27am - health - by tryingatkins (man) - United States (Virginia)

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I hope you didn't get off the elevator. That's some fucked up mean shit to say.

#4 - On 08/21/2009 at 10:06am by boone

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wow. just wow.

people are so rude now-a-days.
you were on the elevator first,
what happened to the first come first serve rule?

#5 - On 08/21/2009 at 10:07am by takemedown

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