Today, my nose was itchy. As I reached towards it to itch it, I sneezed ridiculously hard. I punched myself in the eye and now it's all purple and puffy. FML

by Ahhwtf / 08/18/2009 at 7:47am / United States (Washington) / Health

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  • Ouch... This is why I turn my face away from everything, including myself, when I sneeze.

    #1 - On 08/18/2009 at 11:18am by Violet_Illuser

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  • Honestly, that really just sucks and I hope you feel better, but I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Sorry OP.

    #5 - On 08/18/2009 at 11:19am by xXmoses_rocksXx

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