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Today, my nose was itchy. As I reached towards it to itch it, I sneezed ridiculously hard. I punched myself in the eye and now it's all purple and puffy. FML


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On 08/18/2009 at 7:47am - health - by Ahhwtf (man) - United States (Washington)

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Ouch... This is why I turn my face away from everything, including myself, when I sneeze.

#1 - On 08/18/2009 at 11:18am by Violet_Illuser

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Honestly, that really just sucks and I hope you feel better, but I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Sorry OP.

#5 - On 08/18/2009 at 11:19am by xXmoses_rocksXx

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