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Today, I went to the eye doctor. He tells me that I've developed a severe allergy to contact lenses and must stop wearing them immediately. It wouldn't be so bad if I hadn't just visited him a week earlier, paid for a new prescription and ordered a year's worth of brand new lenses. FML

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On 08/13/2009 at 7:14pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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I hope you get a refund :)

#3 - On 08/14/2009 at 3:36am by HappinessBug

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This just happened to me, too! I'm so sorry! And no, everyone, you can't return them, no matter how unopened/unused the contacts are!

#14 - On 08/14/2009 at 4:45am by kellster

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