Today, I needed to buy Vagisil. I went to the grocery store so I could use the self check-out. My item rung up incorrectly, so a girl came to help. She was new and having trouble, so she called more people to help. I ended up having five people around me talking about my Vagisil purchase. FML

by Anonymous / 07/31/2009 at 5:05pm / United States (Maine) / Health

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  • Hank: "'Vagiclean', huh? What's the matter, honey? Little extra cheese on the taco?"
    Mrs. Bittman: "Excuse me?"
    Hank: "No, excuse me. There's no tag on this. Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough. [SNIFF] Put a rush on that."

    #13 - On 07/31/2009 at 8:24pm by Krittick

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  • Wow. Now THIS is a true FML. You being careful, and the universe just being against you.

    #7 - On 07/31/2009 at 8:14pm by papillonrouge

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