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Today, my nose was really stuffed up and I was out of cold medicine. I heard spices may help with this kind of problem. Unfortunately I thought red pepper would be a great thing to snort at the time. Not only is my nose still stuffed up but I also have immense nasal pain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4446) - you deserved it (56554)

On 07/26/2009 at 1:57am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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