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Today, I went to the dentist to have two cavities filled. I hate the dentist. After he'd started drilling, I heard a "clunk" noise followed by an "Oops." My dentist had cut my tooth in half. Now I have to go to surgery to have the tooth extracted. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43496) - you deserved it (2115)

On 07/25/2009 at 12:21am - health - by Toothy. (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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Jesus, can you sue for malpractice? That's straight up unforgivable.

#5 - On 07/25/2009 at 6:17am by Bombercules

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sue the bitch.

#10 - On 07/25/2009 at 6:28am by cljc

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