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Today, I received an email with a link to a story about a man who lost 650 pounds. I ignored it, until I saw who sent it. My mom, with the message "Maybe there's hope for you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35459) - you deserved it (6308)

On 07/14/2009 at 7:41am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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Another FML without supporting information. How should we react? How much do you weigh? Has it been a topic of conversation in the house?

#10 - On 07/14/2009 at 10:24am by p00p0ster0us

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I think your mother loves you and is trying everything she can think of to not be burying her own child. Hope that you're both around to enjoy life for quite some time.

#9 - On 07/14/2009 at 10:22am by ehon82

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