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Today, I was at walmart when my stomach began to hurt. I quickly waddled to the restroom in pain. As soon as I got in the stall, a huge crap exploded out of me. The child in the stall next to me started crying. When her mom asked what was wrong she said that I'd "killed her nose". FML
Eh, she'll get over it. I am sure her shit stinks too.
That's the most awesome thing I've read all day.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 28 August 2015