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Today, I went to Walmart with my mom. At the check out line I was eating a bag of chips as my mom bought her stuff. I inhaled while eating and I started to choke. The cashier asked me if I was okay. My mom just waved her hand, and said, "Sometimes she does that for attention, ignore her." FML

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On 03/14/2009 at 12:13am - health - by choker (woman) - United States (Florida)

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you should say that whenever she chokes.

#1 - On 03/14/2009 at 7:05am by UnofficialBlonde

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lmao that's like someone dropping on the floor having an epileptic seizure and then their mother going it's ok, she likes to fantasize that she's a fish out of water.

#8 - On 03/14/2009 at 9:48am by HANGtheFREAK

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