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Today, my mom accused me of having an eating disorder, and I didn't correct her. Truth is, I lost weight after I went off the pill a year ago. I'm too embarrassed to tell my mom that I haven't had anyone in a year. FML


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On 06/14/2009 at 10:35pm - health - by LP (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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Wouldn't your mom see it as a good thing that you hadn't had sex in a year?

#2 - On 06/15/2009 at 3:28am by chinchilla

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So your mom encourages fucking? Hopefully you're using this time for self-discovery...

#5 - On 06/15/2009 at 3:35am by FlaminYawn

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