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Today, my mom accused me of having an eating disorder, and I didn't correct her. Truth is, I lost weight after I went off the pill a year ago. I'm too embarrassed to tell my mom that I haven't had anyone in a year. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28335) - you deserved it (4724)

On 06/14/2009 at 10:35pm - health - by LP (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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