Today, I decided to go swimming. I knew my technique would be off because I haven't swam since high school. It was when I made it only halfway across the pool that the lifeguard decided to jump in and save me. I wasn't drowning or struggling. FML

by anonymous / 06/10/2009 at 6:50pm / United States (Indiana) / Health

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  • You must've been doing horribly, because lifeguards usually don't seem to give a fuck unless it looks like you're seriously drowning. I don't even know how to swim and I do just fine. This is ridiculous.

    #5 - On 06/11/2009 at 4:25am by redbluegreen

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  • at least he was on top of things

    #1 - On 06/11/2009 at 4:13am by electrocandy

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