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Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25237) - you deserved it (13112)

On 11/09/2008 at 4:18am - health - by Noname - Sent from mobile version

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I've wading through the winging people and found you. You're not harping on about periods, pregnancies or being caught smoking weed - you poked yourself in your eye with your toothbrush, and for that you have my admiration. If anything can sum up the whole meaning of this site, it's poking yourself in the eye with your toothbrush. F*** my toothbrush, f*** my morning, f*** my life, I've just poked myself in my eye with my f***ing toothbrush F***! Excellent.

#1 - On 02/25/2009 at 6:38pm by mattdanfrank

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How do you fall asleep while brushing your teeth... ? O_O

#2 - On 03/13/2009 at 11:05pm by pinkfrenchrose

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