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Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML

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you should have demanded $20 or however much dry cleaning costs. BAG --> OPEN --> VOMIT INSIDE IT. How hard could that be?

#1 - On 06/04/2009 at 3:10am by noshitsherlock

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She MISSED? Talk about an epic fail...Not to mention, flying when you're feeling ill? That's not exactly the brightest idea in the world, not only because of situations like this, but everyone is in closely confined quarters; so not only did she VOMIT on you, she potentially put everyone else at the risk of catching whatever she has. I know it's a lot of money to rebook your flight (last time I did it cost me almost $200) but seriously...it's not worth it to put other people's health at risk.

And I agree with #1. Make her pay for dry cleaning.

#5 - On 06/04/2009 at 3:13am by anglcdvl89

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