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Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37790) - you deserved it (1133)

On 06/03/2009 at 8:12pm - health - by stutson (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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