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Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. There was a cyst behind one of them, and the dentist decided to extract it - except the Novocaine didn't reach that far back. I raised my hand like they said to do, and the dentist looked at me writing in pain and said, "No, you're fine." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58241) - you deserved it (1869)

On 03/09/2009 at 9:03pm - health - by toothache (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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