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Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. There was a cyst behind one of them, and the dentist decided to extract it - except the Novocaine didn't reach that far back. I raised my hand like they said to do, and the dentist looked at me writing in pain and said, "No, you're fine." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (68950) - you deserved it (2783)

On 03/09/2009 at 9:03pm - health - by toothache (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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You survived to write about it, you're fine.

But seriously, you should have socked him in the face.

#1 - On 03/10/2009 at 7:18am by Panime

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Hmm, can you say lawsuit?

#4 - On 03/10/2009 at 7:30am by Liveanotherday

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