FML: I went dirtbiking. While I was going down a hill, I spun out of control and flipped over my handle...

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Today, I went dirtbiking. While I was going down a hill, I spun out of control and flipped over my handle bars. I now have a sprained arm, multiple bruises and a crescent-shaped gash on my neck that looks like I was bitten. People are asking if my boyfriend and I were being frisky last night. FML

I agree, your life sucks (31073) - you deserved it (6279)

On 05/22/2009 at 12:39am - health - by crash (woman) - United States

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