Today, my dad picked me up from school, something he'll be doing while my broken leg heals. He thought it'd be hilarious to arrive early and ask the staff where his "crippled" son was, loudly saying I'd broken my leg in a "masturbation-related accident". FML

by Anonymous / 09/16/2014 at 12:18pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Health

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  • Well he's a 'dick' for saying that op!

    #1 - On 09/16/2014 at 6:01pm by madellen

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  • Sometimes I'm glad my dad left. But then I realize my mom finds this stuff equally hilarious.

    #2 - On 09/16/2014 at 6:01pm by ImTheAlpha

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