Stop it already

By soccer8goalie - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Parkersburg

Today, I was punched in the face because my uncontrollable hiccups were "annoying". FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 041
You deserved it 4 681

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You should have hit them back & blamed it on your uncontrollable muscle spasms...

Wow cuz people totally love having hiccups, I'm sorry :(

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Wow cuz people totally love having hiccups, I'm sorry :(

As a goalie, you should've dodged it with your quick reflexes.

you cant dodge something you cant see unless your a shaolin monk or something

Actually, goalies don't dodge, they catch. And he cought a flying punch with his face. Good job goalie.

Yeah that punch was totally legit... Sorry OP :(

To those down-voting: You don't recognize sarcasm, do you?

That's why I try my best to make it extremely obvious when I'm sarcastic on FML. Throw in the word " totally " 10 times and BAM!

I think people got the sarcasm, it just wasn't funny.

You should have hit them back & blamed it on your uncontrollable muscle spasms...

tony1891 22

did it cure your annoying hiccups?

I hope you took some form of legal action again this person. People who think it's okay to simple assault others should have their head examined. Sorry OP!, fyl

I hope you returned their punch because their way of handling that situation was "annoying"

Well that's one way to try to get them to stop..