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Today, I told my boyfriend the dentist said my blood pressure was high. He was more interested in the fact that the dentist took my blood pressure than my blood pressure being high. FML


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On 03/24/2014 at 10:11pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

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To be fair, its never happened to me or anyone I know, so I can relate to his shock.

#2 - On 03/25/2014 at 1:33am by michaelaranda

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Well I've never heard of a dentist who takes people's blood pressure either.

#4 - On 03/25/2014 at 1:35am by nanxi

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