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Today, I walked into my elderly client's home for my first day of work. I was immediately hit in the eye with something small, and had to get medical attention for a scratched cornea. It turns out my client likes to clip his toenails right by his front door. FML

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On 03/16/2014 at 10:00am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Personal hygiene for the win.

#3 - On 03/16/2014 at 2:07pm by xivoricbutterfly

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Sounds like you got off on the wrong foot, OP. Hope he said sorry toe you!

#5 - On 03/16/2014 at 2:07pm by tiernang

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