By SqueakingRetard - 17/01/2014 23:28 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML
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Same thing different taste

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How could she sweat when it's freezing outside?

OP's name reminded me of that squeaky voiced teen from the Simpsons. Maybe it was him :O

Haha OP you just made my day so much better (: and be careful. Don't want to hurt your tail bone

I immediately thought of Red from That 70's Show when reading this comment xD

well op has just told us her side of the story.. maybe she was walking with high heels on and slipping or something, which is a pretty dumbass thing to do.. I mean why would the guy call her a dumbass just for falling... we can't make any assumptions without knowing the whole thing...

Good Lord I hope you're okay...ice is one slippery slope to injury...

As they drove off screaming; Cobra-la-la-la-la!!