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Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41204) - you deserved it (5727)

On 01/17/2014 at 6:28pm - health - by SqueakingRetard (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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He caught you slippin.

#1 - On 01/17/2014 at 11:02pm by NoMore_CoolNames

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And then his car slid into a ditch.

#3 - On 01/17/2014 at 11:03pm by dachayke

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