Night snack

By adventurousnightsbutnotinagoodway - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Leiden

Today, it was safe to say I started sleepwalking again, after I woke up with a mouth filled with soil and a ravaged plant. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 020
You deserved it 3 724

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hannahsnyder69 16

You might want to set up a video camera to see what's going on

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hannahsnyder69 16

You might want to set up a video camera to see what's going on

Ya that's what I would do, or take heavy sleeping pills

It's just like 3D plants vs zombies!! :) sorry... I can't contain my excitement over that

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Sleeping pills are known to cause sleep walking. So I don't know how well ambian would work out for OP. I personally take melatonin to help induce sleep and it works magically. It's actually a hormone your body creates itself, so it's better for you than most chemical sleep aids. I'd look into that if I were you, OP. It may help, it may not, but it's an inexpensive option so you won't lose out by trying it. And most of all it's non-habit forming, while most chemicals are.

Ands that's just the stuff that OP didn't swallow..

\ 28

#14, did you not hear of the symposium of the effects of Ambien on the last FML?

ambien makes people do crazy shit, like super crazy shit

rearrange your furniture and the sleepwalking should stop. it only occurs in familiar environments where you're aware of the placement of everything.

#16 hahahahaha I cant stop laughing hahahahahaha and more ha

fucMyLifeSoHard 18

29- I used to take melatonin when I had trouble getting to sleep at night. I found that it made it really hard for me to wake up in the morning. I stopped taking it, and it's a little more difficult to fall asleep, but at least I wake up more refreshed.

GxReaperGx 11

That's how you start seeing the creepy stuff that happens when you sleep.

incoherentrmblr 21

Time to learn about inception...

It's somnambulism. Just learned that in psych ap today

Rainhawk94 27

Orbit gum commercial #58.. Their slogan is dirty mouth? Clean it up with orbit

Haha! Nice #2! That's perfect, have some internets lol

immunetoinsanity 23

Delicious. Nothing like a late night salad. And dirt?

Dutch edition. Expect some real high undead!

Ummm Vegan Zombies eat Brains silly. The just limit themselves to the brains of Vegans.

Sounds like you might need more vegetables in your life!

olpally 32

Taking "being green" to a whole new level.

ZomBgal 12

At least it wasn't a small pet? Or the plant didn't happen to be a cactus. I could see this going a lot worse really...

I'm more worried that OP will try to eat a large pet. Like a doberman. Or a rottweiler.