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Today, I realized how bad my insomnia had got when I tried answering my water bottle when my alarm went off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35996) - you deserved it (2913)

On 09/30/2013 at 1:01am - health - by Overworked - United States

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Was it the ocean calling?

#1 - On 09/30/2013 at 6:08am by hghrider123456

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I suggest you seek some sort of medication for that. But hey, you're hearing this from someone up at 3 a.m.

#2 - On 09/30/2013 at 6:08am by adriana0827

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