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Today, it's my wedding day. Almost a year ago I was in a terrible car accident that nearly left me paralyzed, but I worked my ass off to be able to walk down the aisle. After a lot of blood, sweat, and tears I made it to the big day... and woke up with food poisoning. FML


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On 09/16/2013 at 5:11pm - health - by somethingblue - United States (Massachusetts)

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I can't imagine how devastated you must be, keep your chin up and be proud of yourself for reaching your goal!!!!

#1 - On 09/17/2013 at 2:48am by babe7260

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That was a big step... Congrats... It can always be postponed

#3 - On 09/17/2013 at 2:50am by denver_ImC

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