Today, it's my wedding day. Almost a year ago, I was in a terrible car accident that nearly left me paralyzed, but I worked my ass off to be able to walk down the aisle. After a lot of blood, sweat, and tears I made it to the big day… and woke up with food poisoning. FML
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Today, I walked down the aisle when a bug flew into my mouth. In a response, I threw up on my beautiful white wedding dress. I had to party and be in the pictures in someones spare pink dress for the rest of the day. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
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babe7260 30
I can't imagine how devastated you must be, keep your chin up and be proud of yourself for reaching your goal!!!!
denver_ImC 8
That was a big step... Congrats... It can always be postponed
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babe7260 30
I can't imagine how devastated you must be, keep your chin up and be proud of yourself for reaching your goal!!!!
steffi90 13
food poisoning or not, you have reached a massive goal and should be very proud of yourself for that.
AKGirlinSD 20
The food poisoning is the last little test. I know it can be exhausting having food poisoning but compared to what you've been thru, OP, food poisoning has nothing on you. You're a fighter and will always be one. Congrats on all of your amazing accomplishments.
Kamon97 23
Exactly! I was scared that your fiancé was about to pull something but in a way I'm glad you got food poisoning since you're still marrying the man you love :p
barbsillvy 10
Oh no!! I'm sorry! But you are a good example on bravery, congrats on your wedding!
ddlovatolover 23
OP, maybe you can try eating some dark chocolate. Soothes an upset stomach, always works for me. I give you my best wishes and hope you have a happy marriage (:
IloveToLaugh143 21
Be proud! You've accomplished something amazing! Congratulations on your marriage and your goal!:-D
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Walk slowly. Nothing is worse than a brown wedding gown. Have fun.
rockstar362 8
Hell, I thought OP was gonna say the hubby didn't show! That would be worse than food poisoning :P
jillytc 23
wow that's aamazing for you, but god dammit taco bell, its bad enough you ruin bathrooms, can't you leave weddings alone?
denver_ImC 8
That was a big step... Congrats... It can always be postponed
AnOriginalName 19
Postponed? **** that! OP beat paralysis, so she can do anything she wants! OP, I hope you walked down that aisle with the confidence and pride that you deserve, food poisoning be damned.
princessAj1 6
I'm not sure a wedding can be postponed if everything's been paid for unless you change the date in advance and seeing how it says how OP made it to the wedding day Im sure that didn't happen.
UnluckyGenius 21
Hopefully this doesn't result in a shit storm. Ok, well not figurative one at least.
DFresh503 8
Seems like you were more unlucky than genius in that comment
UnluckyGenius 21
Magic conch will my attempt at witty work? No.. Well, I guess I should try anyway.
Harshdfml 14
Jumped from the skillet into the frying pan. Get well soon op..
aedan12 15
I think you mean fire. Who puts a skillet inside a frying pan? :P
Regretable 16
Don't judge my cooking techniques D:>
thatonegirlnic 10
I applaud your dedication and am truly sorry that this happened.
SweetasCandy0609 28
I am so sorry op I hope you feel better but regardless your about to marry the person you love and that's all that Matters stay positive.
meggieeee92 15
I hope everything worked out! And congratulations on some a huge accomplishment! That is amazing
Kuramasan_fml 12
Feel better soon OP! That majorly sucks!
samdab 11
You have made it this far, you will make it down that aisle, I hope you have an amazing wedding and an amazing marriage.