Today, I went on a new medicine. One of the listed side-effects was "anal seepage" and I spent the better part of the day laughing with my coworkers about how it's "not a real side-effect". I found out that it really is while stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic on the way home. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ass decided that it was the perfect day to exhibit the diarrhea side-effect of medicine I'm taking. I definitely made a lasting impression on my interviewer. FML
Today, I took some new allergy medicine I had never tried before, and I didn't bother reading the side effects. I then went to school. It was almost an hour before dismissal when I had felt a warm feeling on my legs. One of the side effects to my new medicine was bladder control problems. FML
Today, I tested a new drug designed to fight headaches. It had quite an effect on me, more specifically side effects: nausea, dizzyness and diarrhea. FML
Today, I'm on a medication that really dehydrates my skin. I thought split lips were the worst side effects. Other split orifices make a trip to the toilet a literal pain in the arse. No sign of stopping in the near future. FML
Today, after 8 days of being on a medication that makes it hard to go to the bathroom and no luck taking laxatives and drinking coffee and apple juice, I finally got to go. Too bad I was at my desk at work when it happened. I washed out my pants in the bathroom and got to sit in wet pants for 4 hours. FML
Today, a lady stormed into the pharmacy I work at and chewed me out because the medicine I sold her the day before gave her horrible diarrhea as a "side effect". I checked, and it was the medicine she asked for - laxatives. FML
Today, I accidentally took an Ex Lax instead of an Immodium. It's gonna be a fun night. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for advice on the horrid diarrhea problem I have, because I go every thirty minutes. Luckily, I had two very big stool samples to give my doctor when I got there. Why? Due to slow drivers and hitting ALL the red lights, it took an hour to get to the doctor's. Life sure is good when it's easygoing, huh? FML
Today, I was driving home from a friend's house after a night of partying. Suddenly, I had to poop worse than I ever had to in my entire life. The pain was so bad I had to pull over and pretend to be checking my tires while I let out the entire contents of my bowels onto the road. FML
Today, I thought I was going to shit myself at work. I speed-walked all the way to the bathroom clenching for dear life. Barely got my pants down while simultaneously sitting and unleashing. After all that, it was just a gigantic fart. FML
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Top comments
annoyedchild 17
Diarrhea wasn't dramatic enough?
xoamy906 25
That was its way of saying "**** you, I'm real"
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Comments (63)
annoyedchild 17
Diarrhea wasn't dramatic enough?
friedpwnadge 25
I hope the truth doesn't leak out OP, things could get messy with your coworkers giving you shit about it.
Chris93Jones 20
anal seepage sounds more severe
priiest 8
I believe that an ingredient on lays chips caused that, then it was removed
jococo7787 3
You should never kid about anal seepage, cause that gives it the perfect time to strike.
TheOnlyKittyKat 15
That really sucks, OP. Time to invest in some Depends and call it a day.
RedPillSucks 33
Or a tampon or sanitary napkins. That'll stop your coworkers from laughing about the anal seepage
mrs_deyes 8
That sound like a shitty situation you got yourself into.
TheOnlyKittyKat 15
No. No more shitty situations. That comment is dead and all who attempt to resuscitate it are doomed to be buried in the bowels of hell.
Jake_Hale 7
Lol #3 beat me to it. So funny
Ranimal 12
Please, no more.
NightHawk387 22
I propose a new rule. Anyone who uses that comment from now on should be banned from commenting on FML for a year.
iAlissa 34
No, 48, their comment should just be buried ass deep and they should get the picture from all the comments telling them to shut up.
immortalballoon 12
FYL for sure. I hope it doesn't last long!
Jake_Hale 7
LOL OMG
hcollins1 18
WHY ARE WE SCREAMING?
xoamy906 25
That was its way of saying "**** you, I'm real"
Horsempeg 25
Right? Isn't karma a bitch?
hcollins1 18
44, do you know what karma means?
lickastick 27
Look on the bright side, you can use this to your advantage if ever constipated.
Tiagoroth 10
Should be anal about the side effects next time.
lizzy_r_b_94 18
Well at least you can make a joke out of a shitty situation. :( sorry op side effects suck
Helliving 5
Gotta hate when the side effects of a medication are actually worse than the current symptoms you have. "Have a runny nose? Take blahblah to fix it! Side effects may include blindness, lose of smell, and testicular cancer. "
FelicityWishes 32
Side effects may include: death.