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Today, I went on a new medicine. One of the listed side-effects was "anal seepage" and I spent the better part of the day laughing with my coworkers about how it's "not a real side-effect". I found out that it really is while stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic on the way home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39104) - you deserved it (9244)

On 08/15/2013 at 11:18pm - health - by stinky car - United States (Alabama)

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Diarrhea wasn't dramatic enough?

#1 - On 08/16/2013 at 3:03am by annoyedchild

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That was its way of saying "fuck you, I'm real"

#7 - On 08/16/2013 at 3:04am by xoamy906

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