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Today, after gaining all the weight back that I had lost after my first marriage, I realized that the only thing that fits me now is my wedding ring. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38014) - you deserved it (9441)

On 08/05/2013 at 12:00am - health - by this sucks - United States (Texas)

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Well, you may have put on weight, but at least your fingers are fabulously slim.

#9 - On 08/05/2013 at 6:08am by Baustigt

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You should use this as incentive to lose the weight you gained.

#5 - On 08/05/2013 at 6:05am by anythingmustbe

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