Today, while wiping my ass, the broken finger that has been set straight dipped into the toilet and touched a turd. This keeps happening since I broke it, and I'm sure it will again. FML
by broken finger / 07/18/2013 at 4:53pm / United States / Health
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Use your other hand!
#1 - On 07/19/2013 at 1:26am by profoundkisses
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Sounds like a shitty situa- no... No.. Im better than this...
#2 - On 07/19/2013 at 1:26am by revan546
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