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Today, I was eating an ice cream cone, when I felt something drop onto my bottom lip. Assuming it was a piece of ice cream, I quickly pulled it into my mouth. After a sharp sting to my tongue, I spat it out. It was a bee. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47667) - you deserved it (7040)

On 06/24/2013 at 2:49pm - health - by SillyScotsman - United Kingdom (South Lanarkshire)

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You better bee screaming for ice cream now.

#2 - On 06/24/2013 at 6:37pm by mkid232

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At least you didn't swallow it!!!

#1 - On 06/24/2013 at 6:37pm by MsConfusedd

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