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Today, as I was walking home, I saw an ambulance pull into my driveway with its sirens blaring. Thinking it could be for my sick father, I started frantically sprinting. I managed to trip on my pant-leg, twisting my ankle in the process. They were just turning around in my driveway. FML

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On 06/11/2013 at 12:12am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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I'm sorry op, that must have been alarming. I care for an ill family member, seeing an ambulance at my house would terrify me.

I hope they at least took a look at your leg. :)

#1 - On 06/11/2013 at 5:36am by Fluffydemise

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Good on you for caring about your father. You're a good son /daughter.

#2 - On 06/11/2013 at 5:41am by HoboWithACondom

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