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Today, while going for a run in my neighbourhood I was hit by a car not once, but twice. The second car, closely following the first, stopped and then drove forward to see if I was all right. FML

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On 05/19/2009 at 1:17am - health - by OUCH (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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...Were you not looking where you were going? Unless the car was on the pavement, you're in the wrong here.

#6 - On 05/19/2009 at 6:43am by boatiebanter

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hahaha mabe you should move if you see a car coming at you

#9 - On 05/19/2009 at 7:00am by Dabookofnothing

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