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Today, while going for a run in my neighbourhood I was hit by a car not once, but twice. The second car, closely following the first, stopped and then drove forward to see if I was all right. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39946) - you deserved it (1971)

On 05/19/2009 at 1:17am - health - by OUCH (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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...Were you not looking where you were going? Unless the car was on the pavement, you're in the wrong here.

#6 - On 05/19/2009 at 6:43am by boatiebanter

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Okay, I don't get it. I know getting hit by a car twice is an FML. What's with the 2nd car? How is that an FML? Did the 1st car not stop? How did this make it past the moderators?

#7 - On 05/19/2009 at 6:56am by ditlihi

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