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Today, while going for a run in my neighbourhood I was hit by a car not once, but twice. The second car, closely following the first, stopped and then drove forward to see if I was all right. FML


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On 05/19/2009 at 1:17am - health - by OUCH (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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...Were you not looking where you were going? Unless the car was on the pavement, you're in the wrong here.

#6 - On 05/19/2009 at 6:43am by boatiebanter

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I don't understand the logistics of this one, what is your condition currently?

I mean, I've been hit by a car before, but it wasn't a high speed situation, and there wasn't a huge amount of displacement. So, the only way I can imagine this is if the first car hit you, you fell to the ground between the wheels, allowing the vehicle to drive over. The next car drove over you as you attempted to get up, still avoiding contact with the wheels.

#10 - On 05/19/2009 at 7:04am by TRayT

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