Today, I went to the Doctor's for a mole my husband had said was, "growing and changing color". It turned out to be a wood tick. My husband knew, but said it was too "icky" to take off himself. FML
by Anonymous / 05/29/2013 at 12:32am / United States (Wisconsin) / Health
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Next time he wants a blowjob, tell him it's too "icky".
#4 - On 05/29/2013 at 6:25am by ChenEighty
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Did you punch him? I would've punched him.
#3 - On 05/29/2013 at 6:24am by photoquilty
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