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Today, I learned that binding my stomach with duct tape isn't worth it to look thin. I also learned the even worse part when I shrieked more loudly than I should've when I tried to discreetly rip it off in history class. FML

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That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! Why would you use duct tape of all things if you wanted to bind your stomach? Sure it should've occurred to you to use Saran Wrap or something. Or just not bind it in the first place.

#1 - On 05/02/2013 at 3:10am by DooleyFTW

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Why not actually work out to lose weight instead of doing something stupid

#2 - On 05/02/2013 at 3:10am by kittenmeownyan

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