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Today, I went to have a breast exam. The doc told me that she would touch different parts of my breasts, and said to tell her if at any point it felt painful. As she was examining me, I was going to say that it wasn't painful, but instead I blurted out, "It feels good." FML

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On 04/29/2013 at 12:51pm - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

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Aw don't worry OP! I'm sure they've had this happen plenty of times :)

#1 - On 04/29/2013 at 5:43pm by g0dless

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Hey, a nice breast rubbing does feel good. But then again it's an unfortunate slip of the tongue considering its your doctor doing it. I guess the male equivalent of that would be, "Now turn your head and cough".."That felt good, doc"

#7 - On 04/29/2013 at 5:47pm by rg350dx

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