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Today, after months of my doctor telling me that my heart palpitations are simply due to anxiety, and that I'm perfectly healthy, I decided to weight train to face my fears. Two hours later, I was in the emergency room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28837) - you deserved it (3020)

On 03/01/2013 at 10:17pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

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Next time, don't bench press 400 pounds.

#2 - On 03/02/2013 at 4:11am by MeLikeBigBoom

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You have to listen to your body, get a second opinion before you push yourself too hard next time

#3 - On 03/02/2013 at 4:13am by californiapoppy

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