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Today, after weeks of practice, I proudly did 9 chin-ups on my chin-up bar. As soon as I was done, my 11-year-old daughter came over and banged out 12 of them. Then she wiped her sweaty hands off and did 8 more. Then she gave me pointers on my technique. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23851) - you deserved it (4615)

On 02/04/2013 at 8:00pm - health - by WeakerThanaLittleGirl (man) - United States

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Damn. Kids. Keeping it real since 1873.

#1 - On 02/05/2013 at 3:14am by zandalee

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Well she does have years of practice on those monkey bars compared to your few weeks... Don't feel to bad OP.

#5 - On 02/05/2013 at 3:15am by Imhere4fml

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