Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Smoking is cool, and you know it
Today, after a very heartfelt conversation with my mother, I promised her that I'd quit smoking. I walked in on her smoking my cigarettes an hour later. Her excuse was that she didn't want my money to have gone to waste. FML
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Bluekaren16 19
The promise didn't include her not smoking. But she should still set the example.
Pleonasm 36
Sounds like something out of a bad sitcom. Now we just need a shitty laugh-track to make everything more absurd. Come on, guys, join with me. (HAHahahahaha HAah ahahha aahaa)
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pradip 26
That blows OP, your mom sucks. That would've burnt your heart.
browneyedgirl52 13
Never tell anyone their mom sucks.
ydi_4_suking 20
But sometimes people's mom suck #30
billyz77 24
I think he might have been trying to make a joke about OP's mother "sucking" on a cigarette. Maybe?
Yourheadache 19
Well cigarettes are expensive. ;)
connerwonner 7
Wait was there an implied message there? Why the ;)?
Bluekaren16 19
The promise didn't include her not smoking. But she should still set the example.
PenguinBitch 44
Well my mother always told me never to waste food because I'm lucky enough to have a meal while others are not. So I suppose this is what your mother is aiming at. Nah, she really didn't want those 7 dollars lost.
happle 21
Does that mean she made you eat every bit of food on your plate? That's how kids get fat. Why not just make less food or use Tupperware or something?
Pleonasm 36
Sounds like something out of a bad sitcom. Now we just need a shitty laugh-track to make everything more absurd. Come on, guys, join with me. (HAHahahahaha HAah ahahha aahaa)
Pleonasm 36
Just like all those sound effects they use and re-use in the movies. Like the Wilhelm Scream. Just some poor old dead man screaming his death cry over and over again for our entertainment. Depressing really.
crazytwinsmom 25
There's still a lot of people still alive that could have been on those laugh tracks in the 50s.
KillerPotato 14
Not everybody from the 1950's is dead. Where did you get that logic?
paulpings 6
That's ok, some of the programs it looks like we are watching dead people act
SeepingSarcasm 7
Not everyone from the 1950's has to be dead to make 7's statement true. It is save too assume that atleast two of those people from the 50's recording are indeed dead. And therefore it is correct to say we are listening to dead people laugh. So that is probably where his logic came from.
Epickitty58 29
Me and my friend read this together and started sarcastically laughing
lilhellian 27
Drink her alcohol for the same reason...
His_Holiness 18
The alcohol is innocent in this!
SmallBean 12
Just because she might not take care of herself, doesn't mean she doesn't want the best for you. However, I do believe she could've instead given those cigarettes to the needy. Like that one bum on the streets!... oh wait..nevermind.
SasaCeceGogo 18
Take her pads and say you didn't want them to go to waste.
PenguinBitch 44
That'll just be another FML for OP.
CrissyyyS2 22
Her excuse is a lie! She wanted you to quit smoking so she can smoke your cigs! Although, she should have quit with you too...
SillyGirl4602 23
If your mother has been smoking for a long time then it might be harder for her to quit. Talk to her. Maybe you two can quit together. Keep each other motivated.