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Today, after a very heartfelt conversation with my mother, I promised her that I'd quit smoking. I walked in on her smoking my cigarettes an hour later. Her excuse was that she didn't want my money to have gone to waste. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25408) - you deserved it (3550)

On 01/19/2013 at 7:46pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

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The promise didn't include her not smoking. But she should still set the example.

#3 - On 01/20/2013 at 3:26am by Bluekaren16

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Sounds like something out of a bad sitcom.
Now we just need a shitty laugh-track to make everything more absurd.
Come on, guys, join with me.
(HAHahahahaha HAah ahahha aahaa)

#5 - On 01/20/2013 at 3:29am by Pleonasm

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