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Today, I found out that my sleep-walking is so bad that I regularly text my friend while I sleep. I have no idea how many times this has happened. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18741) - you deserved it (2181)

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I'm curious what these texts are. Nonsense? A love confession? Asking for mommy?

#4 - On 01/13/2013 at 3:29am by vencku

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If it's a text, shouldn't you have records of what you sent unless you deleted it right after?

#7 - On 01/13/2013 at 3:30am by Klat

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