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Today, my wife has the flu, while I have strep throat. We have a two-year-old toddler and have no clue as to who's more contagious and who should take care of her as to not get her sick. Yay for the entire day of surgical masks and Sesame Street. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26293) - you deserved it (2325)

On 01/08/2013 at 7:26pm - health - by Curly (man) - United States (Virginia)

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This sounds like a job for Team Grandparents!

#3 - On 01/09/2013 at 3:20am by PrincessPesa

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Well my recommendation would be just try get one of your parents to take care of your child or something because you don't really want your kid to get either of those!

#1 - On 01/09/2013 at 3:11am by DooleyFTW

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