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Today, while trying to take my Christmas tree down, I learned that at some point during the last few weeks, it became home to a colony of green ants. I'm now covered in bites and terrified to go anywhere near it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25182) - you deserved it (2683)

On 12/27/2012 at 5:54pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

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That's what happens when you listen to your neighbor and spray your tree with sprite.

#5 - On 12/27/2012 at 9:08pm by Angelrose2004

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You know what that means.. CHRISTMAS SPIRIT ALLLL YEAR ROUND!!

#2 - On 12/27/2012 at 9:02pm by clancey6

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